((A giant flare of blue-red fire….))
// Team RWBY.
On my phone, it’s a tiger, so I’m pretty fucked. On my laptop, it’s Tyler Posey, so. He’d be able to take me, probably, but that would at least be more of a fight.
Apparently I’m going to be killed by a foggy tree-lined road
wait on close inspection there’s a sign that says “caution children”
i’m being murdered by children
i always knew it would end this way
Its a giant f***ing sea dragon on this desktop. But I’m on mac. None of my other desktops are any better….
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
What did I just read
I love the onion so much sometimes
Sometimes I get questions from people about the brushes I use. Usually my answer is that I have a bunch of brushes I made from paint splatters and some modified chalky brushes. But recently I’ve added Kyle’s brush pack to my usual repertoire and I cannot but heartily recommend them.
His painting brushes have opened up a variety of new ways for me to work and his pencil and dry brush-brushes have a wonderfully natural look to them.
If you don’t want to go through the bother of making your own brushes, which can be a very trial and error-ridden process, his megapack is the best (and far less timeconsuming) alternative.
Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.
Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!
This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context.
Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules.
i admire your ability to retain information, you sick fuck