Posted 57 seconds ago

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

Posted 1 minute ago

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

Posted 1 minute ago

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

reblog this 250 times if you hate hitting post limit

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someone is..actually.. i… 

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 2 minutes ago

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh)

Posted 2 minutes ago

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

Posted 2 minutes ago

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

(Source: allthingspawnee)

Posted 3 minutes ago

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider)

Posted 3 minutes ago

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: ruimochidas)

Posted 4 minutes ago
You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via marquessofpembroke)

(Source: seabelle)

Posted 5 minutes ago

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

(Source: technicallywonderwoman)