Posted 3 hours ago

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

(Source: ptolemaic)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

(Source: straahl-inspo)

Posted 3 hours ago
todd-the-foxx:

pleatedjeans:

via

OMG That comment^^

todd-the-foxx:

pleatedjeans:

via

OMG That comment^^

Posted 3 hours ago

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

Posted 3 hours ago

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

(Source: -kokoro)

Posted 4 hours ago

chouncazzodicasino:

Autoritratto.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 4 hours ago

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark)